A Broccoli story

     In the beginning, there were only the gods and the endless expanse of the universe. The gods, being all-powerful and all-knowing, soon grew bored with their existence and yearned to create something truly magnificent. And so, they set out to create the ultimate weapon to defeat the evil forces that threatened their kingdom. After eons of experimentation, they finally stumbled upon the one and only, legendary broccoli!     You see, broccoli was not just any ordinary vegetable. It was blessed by the gods themselves with a powerful ingredient known as Vitamin C. This magical substance could vanquish even the most evil of foes. Not only that, but it also had the power to cleanse the earth of toxins and pollutants, purifying the air and water for all living beings to enjoy. The gods knew that they had found their weapon, and they immediately put it to use. They sent the broccoli out into the world to battle the evil forces and protect the innocent.    ...